internetaverted

Someone who is seemingly emotionless in person, but always posts online with a lot of excitement (a lot of exclamation marks, all caps, etc.)

Jennifer, being very internetaverted, sat quietly in Starbucks, eyes glued to her phone, without so much as a polite smile on her face while posting to Facebook, "OMG!!! HE PROPOSED TO ME!!! I'M GETTING MARRIED, EVERYBODY!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

by theadamkomar June 5, 2013

interior peasant

What outside lords call nerds that never leave their houses

I wish I could be an outside lord and not so much of an interior peasant

by Interior Peasant May 14, 2015

internet trash

"Internet Trash" is a derogatory slang term referring to internet users with apparent moral failings. The term suggests that the user has difficulty functioning on family friendly or professional websites, often associated with the Internet Fuckwad Theory. Those described as Internet Trash are often seen as untrustworthy because they may be criminals, drama llamas, bigots or lacking respect for authority.

Person 1: Did you see that thread in the general discussion section? Who finds shitposting that fun?

Person 2: Internet trash does, I guess.

Person A: That discussion thread in the debate section sure got heated fast. Why does everyone have to get so nasty and passive aggressive?

Person B: They're internet trash. They can only see arguments in black and white, where black is their opinion and white is everyone who is wrong.

by Crotchety Olde Man October 9, 2015

Internet Scientist

Someone who constantly gets into arguments with theists on the Internet and then uses science as a basis for their argument despite having no scientific knowledge other than google searches. They also tend to see themselves as intellectually superior despite having a liberal arts degree.

Internet scientist: you believe in god? HA! God doesn't exist, you uneducated idiot
Theist: I have a Biology degree

Internet scientist: stop forcing your religion down my throat!

by Švelton November 6, 2015

interracial handshake

The awkward moment when one person attempts to shake hands when the other person offers a high five or fist bump instead.

I'm sorry for the interracial handshake, let's try that again.

by awesometimefuntown May 3, 2016

International Cole Day

This day is a secret specific to those who know about it. It is a day of absolutely fuckery to be celebrated annually on the 13th of September. This day celebrates all that is great in the name of fuckery.

What are you doing for International Cole Day, Charlet?

by Jane Horwood September 16, 2017

internal load

The act of ejaculating inside of an orifice.

Tasha loves an internal load.

by Showerbtwdks June 6, 2018