Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.
by Bridgette 69 December 27, 2016
by poonhound9921013 August 03, 2018
The male version of a mud cricket. Wears designer jeans and fancy boots and drives a jacked up truck pretending to be a country cowboy. Fucks any mud cricket whore in sight with short shorts and boots on. Has never seen a farm or driven a tractor but thinks he's country because he listens to Jelly Roll and Sam Hunt.
Look at all them Mud Roaches and their lifted trucks tailgating at the Florida Georgia Line concert.
by Thew12 August 30, 2023
The term Mud asser originates from the name Mudacer. It's most likely to be the name of an extremely obese Afghan guy who does art. He rarely takes showers and smells like piss mixed with sweat. He does not wipe his ass, hence the name "Mud asser".
by MeatiestOfMeat August 31, 2021
by millczarr June 19, 2021
by lemonicelollies March 22, 2022
"Sometimes you can't always trust a fart, and this time, rather than going Dutch, I gave her the ole Mud Oven."
by schlockofages May 01, 2016