Mud Flapping

Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.

Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping

by Gary Inc. December 22, 2020

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Mud Ripple

When someone releases liquid diarrhea at an elevated position into a body of water (river/lake), and creates a ripple as it hits the water.

Jake got sick after the party and had to do a Mud Ripple!

by Rionox December 22, 2022

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When you have sex high in the mountains especially in the open on the ground, such as in the mud. It has also been used to reference anal sex in the mountains as well. It was originally used in the rocky mountains but has been adapted as a more loose term for the act.

We went up into the mountains to get some rocky mud.

by Big Pappi May 2, 2021

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Mud Toaster

In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.

More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.

At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.

This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.

Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.

Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.

by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017

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