Im more bored than you

Its true

Im more bored than you

by IconicFlame June 9, 2021

Fuck this shit im kms-ing

This sentence originates from M3RKMUS1C's channel and is used as another way of saying fuck this shit im out and then usually commit suicide in the game.

"Oh look double disaster, Fuck this shit im kms-ing"

"Oh look double disaster, Fuck this shit im kms-ing"

by A very sticky keyboard February 14, 2017

It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me

Being The Problem

“It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me Is Literary Ms.Jobe”

by Thegrantwhoishonest February 27, 2023

im going to pet my spider

to jerk at ones penis

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!

by thesythmyth May 9, 2018

im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

Im only pulling your plonker

expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate

"Hey Jim... your mother is dead"
"oh my god really....?"
"Nah ...only pulling your plonker"

by Big Jakey T March 17, 2003

im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary

fuck boredom

fuck boredom just like i fuck my stepsister im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary dic

by dic man December 21, 2022