hump

To act as a million dollar (training costs) pack mule for the US Military.

"Ready for a 30 mile desert hump Lance Corporal?" "Fuck you Colonel".

by JeremyWolf February 4, 2007

Hump Monkey

An individual who humps like a monkey

That prostitute got on me like a hump monkey

by Matt Ross September 25, 2003

humpalumpadump

when you and your mom have hardcore XXX sex and you make her anus bleed.
This word was derived from Bleedus Anus

Yo' mams lest bump in ma' crib an' "humpalumpadump".

by Bleedisious Anus April 23, 2005

*hump*

To hump someone. Used on the internet to say that your are humping.

1.Sammysam123: I was walking around one nigh and heard these moaning noises, and I looked in and saw Brittany and Tiffany humping all night long! They were naked and slapping each others' asses! *hump**hump*

2.Lisa89:*hump**hump**hump*
Bryanrox:wth r u doin??
Lisa89:Humpn u, silly!~!! im horny an cant just hump pillos all nite! *hump**hump*

by Bobbbbbbbb June 20, 2008

humpchies

A mix of humping and the munchies. The unquenchable desire to hump something.

I've got the humpchies something bad

by Bware June 11, 2006

hump tank

N.
Essentially a bachelor pad, but more specifically the master bedroom. Obviously when you enter the hump tank the obvious follows, the trick is to get them in there.

Suave: Join me in my hump tank

by choxo October 12, 2006

Seat humper

a derogatory term for a bike rider

there's skaters, fruit-booters, andthen there's seat humpers

by Darkk January 4, 2009