horny hypnosis

Horny hypnosis is when you literally jerk off to anything and everything while horny. Like, literally anything. Anything from My Little Pony sex all the way to some dark web bondage nugget porn

Dave: Dude, last night I rubbed one out to some really weird shit.. I don't know what got over me...

Paul: Bro, what you had was a bad case of horny hypnosis

by Purplebedsheets June 17, 2019

horny ginger

When a leprechaun fucks a fairy and they shit sparkles out their ass During the process And the leprechaun has a shit dick

Horny ginger fucks pecans

by Brodie like horse dicken butt September 23, 2019

Horny Onion

a horny onion is an ogre that has layers but also is in love with someone

"hey Thomas, you're such a horny onion!"

by the web expert April 6, 2018

rig horny

You've spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-shore rig surrounded by undesirables, you've self serviced this entire time and you can't stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.

lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.

by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016

Horny Cactus

Someone who has intercourse with various people but can’t commit to a relationship for longer than a month.

You’re a horny cactus!

by Clapping Machine February 3, 2018

Horny bird

A boy from deep in the woods of walkertown nc who will fuck anything that walks and rides a Harley rain or shine you may mistake him as a Mexican when he where’s his carhart Beanie

Damn Kyle is a horny bird

by Cody Livengood January 9, 2020

horny armadillo

where your ribcage is removed to suck your own dick

gabe, youre a horny armadillo

by The Sock Stealer March 15, 2020