hi-frickin-larious

adj - sarcastic remark usually made after a bad joke, someone trying to be funny, or a story that was supposed to be funny, but failed miserably

Dad tells bad joke
Son: Hi-frickin-larious.

by nitenel October 23, 2010

like it's his job

A phrase to describe the skill level of an individual. A compliment.

Dude, Carl was flips those patties like it's his job!

Shannon's so fat, she eats like it's her job!

by LodaMax November 16, 2007

shot his load

The moment, or, the moment just after a guy ejaculates. The 'load' being his cum.

Kath gave Ian a hand-job until he shot his load over her face.

by okguyxx February 12, 2014

Bust His Nut

To ejaculate; cum; blow a load, shoot off, spooge, etc...

Yo,every time he looks at my ho he gonna bust his nut.

by OmegaBob November 13, 2006

Tie his shoe

to perform sexual favors

"He asked her to tie his shoe, and she said yes! What a ho!"

by ohsnapitsthetor March 20, 2009

grab his cock

A phrase used as a smart ass answer to all questions. Similar to a barrel roll.

Girl:I really like this guy, but I don't know what to say to him.

You: Grab his cock.

by Kidlazarus January 13, 2008

belaboring his pumpkin

1. beating the top of one's head

2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating

*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!

1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):

And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."

2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.

by Joe Everyman July 18, 2009