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Sorting Hat

When the man you're fucking screams out the Hogwarts House you belong in
Jason gave me the Sorting Hat last night, turns out I'm a Hufflepuff!
by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023
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Pirates hat

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach
by Fudgeon2 June 14, 2018
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hat simp

hat simp: language grrr bad grr dont swear
by AveryDeetz June 13, 2021
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Beanie hat

A teen girl afraid of sexual euphemisms in internet chat rooms.
When you're a teen girl girl talking to your family don't be afraid to be a beanie hat, under certain conditions of course.
by Sexydimma July 13, 2021
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knitting a hat

I had sex for so long, I was knitting a hat!
by Big daddy "skin" March 5, 2015
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hoot in a hat

That's as baller as a hoot in a hat!
by Benji2018 May 3, 2018
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Skankees Hats

Yankees hats worn my skanky girls trying to make themselves appear sexy, ghetto, pimp, legit, etc.
Amber: "Hey, look at those girls in the Skankees Hats."

Rosie: "What skanks.. Let's get one!"
by nottaskank August 11, 2010
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