Hammer dancing

Replaceable slang for "crowd killing", the act of violently moshing on cowardly show goers.

Franklin was hammer dancing so hard he knocked jimmy out, that fucking coward.

by wombxwrecker April 22, 2016

pee hammer

While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.

by UnCivil Engineer December 23, 2011

Thwomp Hammer

The girl performing the handjob proceeds to hold the penis only showing the head and proceeds to hammer the head with her other hand angrily, like the thwomp in Super Mario Bros. Thwomp hammers are common after the one receiving what appears to be a bad handjob criticizes her technique, leading to the painful act and loss of manhood.

guy 1: "I was getting a handjob from this girl and I tried to give her pointers. I don't know why, but she punched my dick so hard why did she do that!?"

guy 2: "Dude, she gave you the thwomp hammer!"

by TheRoommate207 October 30, 2011

Hammer throw

When you bang a girl on their period, pull the tampon out by the string, whirl it around and throw it against the wall.

I met a girl last night, she had her period so I showed her the hammer throw.

by Bucktooth legend March 15, 2022

DROP THE HAMMER

TO TAKE A LARGE DUMP THAT MAKES A THUD SOUND WHEN IT HITS THE INSIDE OF THE TOILET BOWL.

power dump hammer dropper drop the hammer

by birdiegreg June 5, 2011

douche hammer

A person, who infact, hammers the worddouche/word.

Look at that douche hammer, he's been hammering the douche all weekend.

by Brian Deegan August 18, 2003

man hammer

What the fuck do you think!

Can't wait to take to that bitch with the blunt end of me man hammer.

by Baz July 18, 2004