body hammer

a body hammer is a dick

“Damn, she wants the body hammer!”

by stevemeupjohnny5678 December 27, 2017

Thors hammer

The act of a man standing in nothing but socks on carpet. He then shuffles his feet vigorously creating an static charge to which in unloads that charge through the head of his penis as swings it like a hammer onto the face of an unsuspecting person.

As my girlfriend was doing her make up I snuck up behind her and gave her the mighty thors hammer right to the jaw.

by Esp65p September 5, 2019

Thwomp Hammer

The girl performing the handjob proceeds to hold the penis only showing the head and proceeds to hammer the head with her other hand angrily, like the thwomp in Super Mario Bros. Thwomp hammers are common after the one receiving what appears to be a bad handjob criticizes her technique, leading to the painful act and loss of manhood.

guy 1: "I was getting a handjob from this girl and I tried to give her pointers. I don't know why, but she punched my dick so hard why did she do that!?"

guy 2: "Dude, she gave you the thwomp hammer!"

by TheRoommate207 October 30, 2011

hammer stoned

When your so drunk you forget how stoned you are. So you decide to smoke more. This in turn shifts the ratio of hammered to stoned causing you to now forget how hammered you are and to continue drinking.

Person A, "Dude where have you been the last hour??"

Person B, "(In drunk voice) I'm hammer stoned"

Person A, "It's a vicious cycle.."

by ask-two April 5, 2011

DROP THE HAMMER

TO TAKE A LARGE DUMP THAT MAKES A THUD SOUND WHEN IT HITS THE INSIDE OF THE TOILET BOWL.

power dump hammer dropper drop the hammer

by birdiegreg June 5, 2011

douche hammer

A person, who infact, hammers the worddouche/word.

Look at that douche hammer, he's been hammering the douche all weekend.

by Brian Deegan August 18, 2003

man hammer

What the fuck do you think!

Can't wait to take to that bitch with the blunt end of me man hammer.

by Baz July 18, 2004