Grilfriend

A freaky girlfriend who is into freaky deaky things

Boyfriend: hey babe wyd

Grilfriend: nun just missing that d
Boyfriend: oh haha I miss you
Grilfriend: I miss that d

Boyfriend: what you want to talk about

Grilfriend: stfu and come over pussy

by Suareya January 14, 2021

girlflex

Former female lover, present female friend.

My girlflex and I are going to see a movie...

by Kaichester August 29, 2009

GILF

Inger Jepsen aka. Satan, is the ultimate GILF - Grandma I'd like to fuck.

A: Wow look at Inger that gilf!
B: Yeah buddy! She's the ultimate gilf!

by Misterfister August 29, 2013

Girlfight

Random Bullshit you do NOT want to be a part of

"Oh Jeez, I'm not going in there, theres a shitty girlfight going on"

by CatDan June 20, 2017

girlfriends bff

That cunt that is always telling your girlfriend you are a no good mother fucker and that she can do so much better than you

My girlfriends BFF just took my girlfriend to the bar and she left me for a lawyer

by Iron head July 7, 2017

Girlfriend

A best friend you can be VERY gay with.

My girlfriend Isabella is making me gayer every single day.

by jenelleybean February 1, 2018

Girlfriend Paradox

1. When you're theoretically capable of having a girlfriend, but somehow you'll never get one

2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.

1. John: Dude, everyone keeps saying that I'm the kind of guy who can easily get a girlfriend, but for some reason no girl wants to talk to me.

Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.

2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp November 16, 2019