Gregging

The act of pursuing straight men, as a gay man.

A homosexual saw a handsome straight man walking by and follows along trying to get into the "friend zone" only so that when they go on an overnight trip he can jump on that mans ass!

Guys best friend: Dude, he is so gregging on you right now.

by ADFHFD March 11, 2010

Greek Funnel

Learned this from some South African guys. Try to picture this: Two men pull down their pants, and bend over, backing up so their butts are touching firmly. A third person puts their head on the floor (or bar) directly beneath their junk. A fourth person pours a beer through the gap created by the first two's buttcracks, this then pours into the third person's mouth.

It was so gross, those dudes over there were so twisted they did a greek funnel up on the bar last night!

by Fritz Roeth April 1, 2010

greek mac

1. An extremely poor decision. Akin to sleeping with a person you should not have. It seems like a good idea at the time but on completion turns out to be horrible.
2. A pathetic excuse for a gyro available at European McDonalds, not even salvageable through addition of McBeer.

I knew it was a Greek Mac when I banged Tina in the ass but it seemed so right at the time.

by Enrico Polatso June 18, 2003

Gregg

The God in which Greggatologists worship. He is believed to have created the world, Wal-Mart, and Mexico. His son "Roy" is the messiah; he was hung by his testicles on a capital G. Roy now walks the earth as a pizza man, looking for righteous Greggatologists to give his Wal-Mart made pizza to.

You must accept Gregg into your bed if you want to go to Wal-Mart when you die; otherwise you'll go to Mexico.

by The Greggatologist October 3, 2010

Greg K

Full name: Greg Kreisel.
Guitarist of The BEST band of ALL time (The Offspring).
Has the same birthday as me (20th January) :D

see the offspring or offspring

by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan EVER) March 11, 2005

greeked

disrespectful slang for lavaliered; usually used by low level practioners of lavaliering who are not in a fraternity.

"Hey dude I greeked this chick last night and she was SO PISSED. Hahaha. Good thing I didn't spend too much on her."

by Elric21 July 30, 2012

Greggin

The act of being late when meeting a group of people for an event, either due to outside circumstances or personal laziness.

"Don was supposed to hit the road at 9, but he's Greggin it"

by Oniwana December 14, 2009