gamer status

Only true gamers have kept their gamer status.

Requirements to have gamer status:

• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind

If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.

Logan: "Did you guys start dating?"
Chris: "Yup, my gamer status is no longer"

by yeetus42 October 21, 2019

Gamer Epiphany

The self realization of being anti-semetic.

"I had a gamer epiphany when i realized why my jewish gym owner wouldnt turn on the ac

by Chad Swag July 12, 2020

gamer points

points used to redeem mountain dew

im losing gamer points

by lotsaspaghetti69 May 21, 2020

Gamer feet

When you play so many video games, your ankle develops a disease.

Yo Jake, why are you limping? “I’m good, it’s just gamer feet.

by User3927 July 7, 2022

gamer gogles

gamer gogles

gamer gogles: GAMER GOGLEs

by yobev October 26, 2020

Payton The Gamer

A boy who is a epic gamer and loves Super Smash Bros. He is a huge Nintendo fan and knows everything about them. He can nay nay like a fortniter and can default dance like one to.

You wish you were me Payton The Gamer

by A meat flavor October 15, 2019

Gamer Stamina

The endurance of a person who plays game majority of the time. They usually have not very high stamina because they have no lives, can’t exercise, no bitches, but still hold the WR for (Insert WR gamer title here).

Guy 1: Bro did you speed destroying everyone in that football video?
Guy 2: it’s soccer not football you dingus, also speed fr had that gamer stamina wheezing the whole game. 😭

by CUMSE April 29, 2022