blast from the past

a blast from the past is when you hook up with someone you previously dated or had history with and bust a nut on her.

"remember my ex from high school? i met her at that party and i gave her a blast from the past"

by lemon liam May 15, 2005

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banned from TV

What I'll become when they get a taste of me.

Yeah, you believe it, idiot.

by B-Drac August 13, 2003

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Beast From The East

A young girl that you had the misfortune of meeting and dating which resulted in a child being conceived. Usually resides in the NY/NJ area. This person was at one point tolerable to the human eye, but has since become a hot damn mess somewhat resembling a beast. You can usually find such a mess lurking around in your local dive bars preying on pathetic drunks for attention and sexual favors. These creatures have a very peculiar tendency to mount anything that breathes to suffice their astrological "so called" high sex drive. They are quite nauseating at first glance, even after consuming large quantities of alcohol. Tends to be taller than average, wide set body framed, and have very large and stinky sasquatch feet. Usually has a chin like Jay Leno, an insanely huge forehead and a gap between the two front teeth that is the size of a football field.

I pray to God that I never meet a Beast From The East!

by FingerLickinGood! December 23, 2009

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