flodge

A chod "slash" flange. The act of flodging is a complex self-pleasurable action.

Instructions:
1) Form a fist-like shape with the hand (as one would when....masturbating the penis)
2) Extend the smallest finger (pinky)
3) Move the hand in a sliding motion so as to masturbate the penis whilst shoving the 'pinky' up the vagine FOR DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF PLEASURE

Flodge me!

I have been flodging all night and feel rather nautious

by Sarah Van Shagme December 3, 2004

floy-floy

floi-floi Noun; a freckle that is larger and darker than most freckles

He thought the floy-floy on my nose was a bit of smeared make-up and tried to rub it off with his thumb.

by lexicalgapsux November 29, 2011

Flooded definition

This

by Seenus September 30, 2003

Flood

The first man ever to challenge baseball's reserve clause.

Flood was one of the 1960s' finest center fielders.

by Diggity Monkeez April 5, 2005

Open the Flood Gates

When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.

A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"

Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"

Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."

by Nerezza January 21, 2009

floodle

rhymes with cuddle. The last cuddle before a flood hits.

Before that wall of water reaches us, let's floodle one last time.

by insizlane November 5, 2011

the flood

the flood is a series of creatures sent to scare and eat anything in its presence, and take take over human bodies but not covenant. Very ugly creatures with tentacles for arms and whip you in the face.

Ohhh shit! The zombie things are here. No shithead!!! that is the flood.

by MicPeps June 22, 2004