The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on Earth, capable of reaching speeds over 389 kph (242 mph) during its hunting dive (stoop). If said Falcon were to pee WHILE hunting, the velocity in which the pee comes out added to the falcons current speed means THAT pee is faster than the Falcon.
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Definition (Core):
A two-faced jerk who pretends to care but is really just trying to control you, mess with your head, or make you look crazy. FLACs act like they know everything, but deep down they’re just insecure manipulators who can’t stand being exposed.
Traits of a FLAC:
• Gaslights you while smiling to your face
• Acts “worried” just to shut you down
• Trashes your reputation while playing the victim
• Shows up late to the situation and still thinks they’re the expert
• Demands respect while contributing nothing
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Definition (Core):
A two-faced jerk who pretends to care but is really just trying to control you, mess with your head, or make you look crazy. FLACs act like they know everything, but deep down they’re just insecure manipulators who can’t stand being exposed.
Traits of a FLAC:
• Gaslights you while smiling to your face
• Acts “worried” just to shut you down
• Trashes your reputation while playing the victim
• Shows up late to the situation and still thinks they’re the expert
• Demands respect while contributing nothing
Usage:
“That dude said he was checking in on me, but he twisted everything I said to make me look like the lunatic.”
“Don’t waste time arguing with a FLAC — facts bounce right off.”
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“Loses new friends faster than a free sample tray at a stoner festival.”
“That dude said he was checking in on me, but he twisted everything I said to make me look like the lunatic.”
“Don’t waste time arguing with a FLAC — facts bounce right off.”
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Bonus Quote:
“Loses new friends faster than a free sample tray at a stoner festival.”
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I struggled to remove the handbrake off and when I got it loose Shane came along and pulled some Falcon Owner Shit and just pulled it out
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