Sal Fisher

literally the best dude ever to exist i wish he was real omfg SAL PLEASE START EXISTING AS A REAL DUDE

y/n "OH MY FUCKING GOD SAL FISHER IS THAT YOU"
sal "who the fuck are you-"

by ace fuckin loves sally face February 17, 2024

IAN FISHER

AN 8TH GRADER WHO IS OVER SIX FEET TALL, IS NICKNAMED THE SHARP SHOOTER FOR HIS BALLING SKILLS, HEIS QUADRUPLE JOINTED IN HIS FINDERS, HENSE I PREDICT THAT HE WILL RANK #1 FINGER BANGER IN LOS ANGELES COUNTY. - THE VERY SIGHT OF HIS HANDS HAVE GIRLS ORGASMIC. ALMOST AS HANDSOME AS HIS DAD

MAN, I TRIED TO GIVER MY DATE A IAN FISHER LAST NIGHT, BUT I BLEW IT

by BFIFTY1FIFTY April 26, 2024

Trevor Fisher

Trevor definitely speaks swedish, he is great at it with an attractive accent to boot. He is kind of like a god, his... TOUCH, can heal all disease and forever bless you. If you hear him singing you will gräddla. If you hear him sing next to a group of sirens, you will go to him. He is a great singer and performer. We love Trevor Fisher.

-"Wow, who is that gorgeus man?"
-"That is papi Trevor Fisher :3."

by Robber stoner June 3, 2024

john fisher

a school full of battymen who think they are the shit when really they enjoy being unregistered sex offenders who try to fuck anything within a 5 metre radius. they all smell of their friends batty creases because they do each other at lunch in the stinkiest toilets. the school is run by a cult of bald white men who all do or look like they do either cigarettes or the kids in their classes. half of them are trying to raise finance for the school by becoming a mid soundcloud rapper who is failing foundation maths.

Person 1: "Did you hear about the guy nonced a 10 year old?"

Person 2: "He went to john fisher so not really surprised."

by Voice_Memos_Application March 29, 2024

Bullshit Fisherman

Someone who intices you to hook onto to thier bullshit remarks or ideas through switchbaiting weasel words.

"The Yankees are a trash baseball team" ...they are in 1st place

"The Yankees have never won anything"

...they have the most wins and championships all time

Stop switchbaiting me you Bullshit Fisherman!!

by jhsdfghjkloiuytgfdszxcvbni April 2, 2024

Travel-Fished

(verb): when you lead someone to believe that you thoroughly enjoy traveling in order to develop a romantic relationship

I travel-fished my wife by taking her on a trip to Colorado in the first few months of meeting her but now only leave the house for work, gym or church.

by jleeactive April 2, 2024

Chinese Fisherman

When you're doing it with someone and you stick your dick and a rubber duck inside their asshole at the same time.

"Dude, the girl I met last night was awesome! She even did anal!"
"Did she let you do a Chinese Fisherman?"

by Wackyslendernoob February 13, 2025