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Penske file

The John Doe of files, or, better yet, the Art Vandelay of files. Used to describe slacking off on purpose or due to not knowing how to do the thing which you are procrastinating, in reference to it's origin ( 90s TV Sitcom "Seinfeld") in which George Costanza is assigned the Penske File and slacks off on it instead of doing any work, since he has no idea of what to make of it.
"Yeah, I got this job out of total luck, I don't even know what to make of it. Guess I'll be working on a Penske file then"
by Mr. KnowVeryLittle May 26, 2024
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PDF File

If you are 18 years of age or older and are involved in sexual activities with underage children, or have urges to do so with children.
You remember that guy named Chad?
Yeah I remember him!
Well, he's a PDF File. He was an adult and he went after that young girl sexually!
by Arlo Pelley May 22, 2025
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PDF file

1. A .PDF file, usually a text file

2. Pedophile, but for YouTubers and people with trauma from being groomed (I suppose) censoring it
Example 1 (.PDF):

Garfield: yo jon how the fuck do you open this pdf file?

Jon: Use Google Docs, you dumbass cat

Example 2 (Pedophile):

Wokenotbroke225: In today's YouTube drama, we will talk about a PDF file artist known as Shadman.
by lesbiangex221 June 10, 2025
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Drake File

A .PDF file, because Drake is a .PDF file
How do I rotate a Drake file?

I need a program which edits Drake files
by Ineedtopoop June 30, 2025
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footrub fiesta

Refers to a delightful situation where you meet a sizeable group of people, each of whom is willing to either give you a "sole-soothing" wif his/her gentle caring hands, or allow you to joyfully and savoringly massage his/her tootsies in yer own fingers and palms.
I love meeting pretty girls at da beach 'cuz they'll all have their cute extremities bare and visible, and so naturally this totally allows me both a "hand-holding heyday" and a "footrub fiesta" --- I get to savor said hot chicks' delectable warm soft fingers and toes all I want and for as long as I want, and so I eventually get a misty-eyed "velvety-skin fix" dat lasts me till da next sunny day when I can perform said delightful activities all over again.
by QuacksO July 12, 2025
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agriculturally filed

Synonymous with “Bubba'ed.”
He tore that tractor up in the ditch, so he “agriculturally filed” himself up a parts fix.
by AnotherRealZeus42 August 19, 2025
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Yeti-File

Someone who walks like a yeti and acts like an absolute retard
Hey look its yeti-file. He just, blew up another engine
by Xx mechanic October 16, 2025
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