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long egg

an egg that is long
It takes a long chicken to make a long egg.
by Long egg of the lost February 6, 2018
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Scrambled eggs

Falling on and/or hitting your nuts.... really hard
Dude you just scrambled your eggs on that rail.
by The Wonder Skate Team August 28, 2005
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Ham & Eggs

Act in which the testicles are placed in the eyesockets of a sleeping person. The penis is laid over the bridge of the nose. The result looks like a plate of Ham and Eggs
That crowho got passed out wasted and I gave 'er the ham & eggs.
by Stephen J. Graves Jr. November 6, 2004
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Dragon Egg

A Dragon Egg is an egg-shaped vibrating butt-plug that a guy sticks up his ass and then masturbates with until he has a fleshlight- cumgasm.
Shit -- If you keep that Dragon Egg in my ass, I'm going to have a vibro-gasm!
by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020
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Goose Egg

When a man takes a shit into a girls vagina
Taylor hovered over Katie Johnson as he gave her the greatest Goose Egg of her life
by Dukey Ceo of Treehousegang November 3, 2010
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Egg salad

As in tossing a salad, egg salad is when you rim out and eat a girls vagina while she's ovulating.
"I'd toss her egg salad"

"the only egg I eat are people eggs in an egg salad"
by Lascivious February 22, 2010
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hardboiled eggs

n. When a young lad with no undergarments on proceeds to sit in a chair with the center cut out and a bowl in place of the cut out, and drop his balls or (nutz) in the bowl which is filled with hot water, to reduce his sperm count before going on an all week-end bender of banging one or more ladies with no condom, he gets Hardboiled Eggs, which help prevent him from impregnating his victim(s).
Paul hardboiled his eggs, so that on his 3 day fuck fest, he did'nt have to wear a rubber, and therefor, did'nt have to worry about getting Sally and Crystal pregnant.
by The Bimmer May 28, 2003
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