Egg Mc.Muffin

A sexual achievement that results in best orgasm-
and all it takes is an easy seven steps!
1: find a large women (FAT)
2: do her doggy style
3: knock her out (donkey punch)
4: give her liposuction and keep fat
5: use fat to grill an egg
6: put cooked egg on her vagina
7: insert penis

Dude i totally gave dat hoe a Egg Mc.Muffin

by Gunars January 20, 2009

kinder egg

A person who is Black by acts like they are white. It is also a German candy that is chocalate on the outside and a white candy on the inside that is shapesd like a egg.

by Tiffany T. July 8, 2003

Egg

A white person who thinks they are asian.

Ie: Egg; White on outside-Yellow on inside.

Stupid 'Otaku' People: Dude! I SO watched Inuyasha last night and I was all like! Woah! Dude! Kagome is SO KAWAII! XP

Ie: Stupid white kids who like to think they speak Japanese and are Asian because they know what 'kawaii' and 'baka' mean!

by Flower April 11, 2005

goose egg

A simple slap on the rear end but a finger is extended into the hershey highway

dude: you kno what a goose egg is?

random chick: no

dude: you want one?

by Sammi Sosa November 22, 2004

egg hole

slang for the vagina

Can you believe that thing came out of Amy's egg hole?
God, just let me at her egg hole.
I hear that egg hole is tight.

by The Tuba September 14, 2009

fake gold egg

Any tweet that is completely flabbergastingly humorous and shockingly hilarious, esp. from twitter account fake gold egg.

I'm sorry for interrupting your sermon by sporadically reading a fake gold egg out loud.

by Isotope Delicious January 27, 2014

if i was an egg

This phrase is used by poeple who want to be different, and instead of just saying "oh, you crack me up!" they imply it by saying "oh, if I was an egg i'd be dead by now!"
It can also be used directly after the phrase "you crack me up!"

Becky - cunt nuggets, I just dropped my slut muffin!
Richard - Oh, me, you crack me up! If I was an egg I'd be dead by now!

by Bedeb Aibcad April 20, 2008