dutch urination

Cooking your penis.
I know it sounds crazy but i'm bored.

alfredo would never dutch urination
he is to cowardly!

by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs April 26, 2020

dutch holiday

A normal work day where you are late or no call no show to an appointment.

My cable guy must have a Dutch Holiday, I've been waiting around all day for him to show up.

by WTFuck July 14, 2015

Dutch house

A euphemism for vagina, pussy, cunt, snatch, etc.

"Imma get all up in that Dutch house tonight, babygirl."

by ᴆɛᴌ July 7, 2023

Self Dutching

The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.

Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.

Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.

Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.

by Stredball February 8, 2013

Dutch Farmboy

A traditional rural Dutch activity that involves fun, healthy, and friendship building. Normally, this activity is performed with a peacock, but can be performed with a goat or a block of cheese.

I love it when Erik B. does the Dutch Farmboy.

by Tinkle Hurlabutton April 18, 2019

Norwegian Dutch

1. A slang language only lesbians speak.

2. A code for lesbians to figure out if another woman is gay.

"Hey Kathy can you speak Norwegian Dutch,"
"No I'm straight but thanks for asking!"

by Sexscene January 9, 2016

Dutch Lube

When woman (or man) defecates on a mans erect penis, then smears it all over like it was lube.

Betty used some dutch lube to give me a handy last night when we ran out of KY, it smelled so bad but felt so good.

by erectile disfunction November 7, 2012