teddy duck

a teddy duck is a titty fuck

Oh man, Ben got a sweet teddy duck from Kristin.

by Benjamin Allen December 12, 2008

fuck a duck

An expletive
A phrase expressing panic or anger

It refers to a song to the tune of "row your boat"

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutan
And hump a rhino to

1) Fuck a duck! I am so late for class because of that traffic on the freeway!

by surely April 12, 2005

Ducks on the Pond

A phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. Also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on first and third base respectively.

Guy1:This party is full of husky girls ....Ducks on the Pond!
Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!

2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.

(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!

by BORN2FISHMQ December 2, 2009

duck pond

Slang term for: Vagina

Man, i fucked her duck pond hard last night!

by Betsy November 27, 2003

duck under

to shag / pull an ungly girl who is rated below 5 i.e. ugly

i ducked under last night

by Canary July 4, 2003

Ninja duck

A devious duck with super stealthy ninja moves, you have to watch out for that one...oh ys you do

Today, I bought a rubber duck first period. They were selling them to raise money for charity. I wasn't going to, until I saw they had a ninja duck. I bought it, and put him into my pocket. Three periods later, I wanted to show him to my friend. I reach into my pocket, no duck. Well played, ninja duck. Well played. MLIA

by Alison Duckworth November 29, 2009

Duck Feet

Post masturbation, the concoction of man juice and lotion/lubricant. That seeps between your fingers, and creates a sort of webbing between them.

Alex-"Dude! I just got the biggest duck feet EVER."
Camdyn- "Your fuawckin disgusting, Alex."

by TheDickStrangler February 21, 2015