Douchebag

A bag guys carry around keeping track of womans douches to make sure that crazy bitch aint pregnant.

O shit mike i better check my douchebag and make sure that crazy bitch aint preggo.

by Crazy lady r trippin November 12, 2014

Douchebag

A dumbass who thinks they’re better then everyone else.

Mr.douchebag bragged about his new fucking PS5 that he’ll never even use!

by Sk0olbus1 June 29, 2022

Apprentice Douchebag

A Douchebag in training. Someone who is learning the trade of being a Douchebag.

"Dude what's his problem?"-Guy 1

"Oh, he's just currently a Apprentice Douchebag."-Guy 2

by Hourglass Mage November 11, 2011

Schrodinger's douchebag

One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.

Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)

by Driftshock April 10, 2024

Douchebag

A aviation teacher that looks like an Italian, that likes to kick kids in the dick, then kiss it to make it feel better.

Mr.Tomlin is a Douchebag !

by Dougie Freshh October 17, 2010

DoucheBag

A individual who's asking questions with their nose and wants to know what your doing 24/7.

A bird whistler at Jeff and told him your a douchebag.

by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025

Douchebag

A rich guy that hates poor people because they exist.

Dr.Damon was a giant douchebag

by Amburger the McRican March 27, 2024