A kind, beautiful girl with short hair who only speaks Spanish and keeps calling a guy that´s a bit younger than her who only speaks English ¨cute,¨ ¨beautiful,¨ etc. The guy isn´t sure if she likes him or not, but they´re teaching eachother their native languages.
She likes Harry Potter.
She likes Harry Potter.
¨I met this girl, her name´s Diego. I kinda like her and I can´t tell if she likes me or not!! Please help, bro!!¨
by GalvanisticYoungInhuman November 18, 2024

someone hot: hey! don’t forget to post diego, it’s diego day!
someone else hot: i already did! have you?
someone else hot: i already did! have you?
by ApricotPrince April 12, 2021

by Jayman dogo September 18, 2020

Diego is the best gaylord (goodway) of the word. He is very nice and beautyful.
His interests are Sport and nice girls.
His interests are Sport and nice girls.
by Splash_cash_ January 3, 2017

Diego is a person which absolutely likes to eat. Food, more food, and stuff that is not even close to food. Beware of all Diegos, as they are most likely to eat you, in any way, shape or form possible. Diegos also like to lick stuff, as they are reminded of eating that same object, and its pure taste. Please be reminded that all Diegos only care about food and nothing else. Well, also things they can lick and put inside their mouths. So please beware. And stay away.
by dafunky2202 November 16, 2018

The most caring, sensitive, macho, hilarious guy you will ever meet. A Diego is someone who knows how to show a girl a good time. His humor is pure gold... he can make you crack a smile and laugh, even on the saddest day of your life. He knows you so well it’s scary- he’s a pro at reading people. He’s short, with dark hair and chocolate brown eyes, and he is such a cute lil bean! Although he acts tough, he cries sometimes. The facade can’t hide his sensitivity forever. A Diego is usually a Mexican, and as explained to me, “Here’s how dick size works: Black guys are at the top, then it’s me, Mexicans, then it’s white people, and then it’s Asians.” 😂 Even though he’s super confusing and oddly annoying at times, you can’t help but being comfortable around him. He’s super sweet, but he wouldn’t admit to that. Did I mention he’s also, like, the most inappropriate guy around? Still, you can’t help but love him! He’s got a great personality and an even better heart! Don’t let go of a Diego if you know one, because they’re absolutely fucking amazing! Thanks for always being there for me bro, I know I’m a dork, but you’re the best! 😂🤪💙😁
Brooke: Damn, is Diego really always this funny?
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!
by Ninja_Turtle_Fangirl_RAPHAEL! November 14, 2019

Not James Charles, so don’t get it twisted. Diego doesn’t text underage boys. Diego is who James wishes he was.
by Pseudonym18373 November 24, 2021
