Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours
'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'
by I Seymour April 25, 2009
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That two o'clock whore is so fugly I have to drink another hour before I go over there. She has graduated to a three o'clock whore.
by progressives October 24, 2009
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A word which denotes the start of or the actual time period during which a person or group of people smoke weed.
by HolyDicks November 23, 2010
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Employee 1: "Man I'm going to shit my pants! I need to take a huge dump and every stall is being used!"
Employee 2: "10 o'clock rush... just shit in the urinal."
Employee 2: "10 o'clock rush... just shit in the urinal."
by Wildfire83 September 21, 2011
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by nilethe146 June 2, 2014
Get the 24-hour clock mug.Precisely four o'clock, United Kingdom local time. There are an increasing number of voices amongst the scientific community for this measure to be used for Coordinated Universal Time (UTC) instead of the highly precise atomic clocks used today, as it has been shown to be far more reliable and accurate.
When are you working tomorrow?
Oh, I'm on 8 'til Steve o'clock.
Cool. I'll come and pick you up at around half Steve then.
Oh, I'm on 8 'til Steve o'clock.
Cool. I'll come and pick you up at around half Steve then.
by mavdav June 28, 2016
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