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Guiness alarm clock

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours
'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'
by I Seymour April 25, 2009
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three o'clock whore

A two o'clock whore who you have slept with enough so that you have to drink for another hour before making a booty call.
That two o'clock whore is so fugly I have to drink another hour before I go over there. She has graduated to a three o'clock whore.
by progressives October 24, 2009
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Ganj o'clock

A word which denotes the start of or the actual time period during which a person or group of people smoke weed.
Guy 1: Hey man, what's the time?

Guy 2: *Checks watch* It's ganj o'clock!

*both smoke weed*
by HolyDicks November 23, 2010
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10 o'clock rush

When every bathroom stall is occupied in a workplace, due to employees saving their bowel movements for excretion during company time.
Employee 1: "Man I'm going to shit my pants! I need to take a huge dump and every stall is being used!"

Employee 2: "10 o'clock rush... just shit in the urinal."
by Wildfire83 September 21, 2011
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24-hour clock

The world standard for telling time that the US is too stupid an unadaptive to use. Eliminates the need for AM and PM.
Germany uses a 24-hour clock.
by nilethe146 June 2, 2014
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Steve o'clock

Precisely four o'clock, United Kingdom local time. There are an increasing number of voices amongst the scientific community for this measure to be used for Coordinated Universal Time (UTC) instead of the highly precise atomic clocks used today, as it has been shown to be far more reliable and accurate.
When are you working tomorrow?

Oh, I'm on 8 'til Steve o'clock.

Cool. I'll come and pick you up at around half Steve then.
by mavdav June 28, 2016
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Canadian alarm clock

When you are awoken by someone giving you a blowjob, followed by them mounting you.
This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.
by JohnnySage August 18, 2019
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