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Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans 

Rory's goon cave
"Have you seen Oliva?"
"No, have you checked the Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans?"

crusty musty 

before having anal sex the female shits herself letting the poop crust, making it harder and more musty sex, after ejecting it thaws the shit soft and making the penetration for another round more soft and warm.

crusty mustin' bustin' 

when having anal sex the females shits herself and letting the poop crust, making the anal musty, when finishing the male finishes on the shit making it thaw and making the penetration soft and warm.
shit yourself, we're having crusty mustin' bustin'

Crusty Gordon 

Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.
"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."
Crusty Gordon by Anal Satan June 17, 2025

Crusty dog

A dog that had apparently crust on them and clearly hadn't been washed in a very long time and often belongs to Hispanic trees.
Crusty dog by A.B 11/11 December 8, 2025

Crusty Canadian Kool-aid

Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid is the dried, sticky red-pink sexual aftermath left on skin or sheets after an unprotected, overly rough hookup involving multiple fluids, zero shame, and at least one apologetic Canadian who definitely isn’t sorry.
If it stains, burns, and someone says ‘sorry’ afterward — yeah, that’s Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid.
Crusty Canadian Kool-aid by JSmidt January 14, 2026