crusty leftovers

When you go for a crap, and bits of the turd gets stuck to your asscrack hair, dry up and go crusty.

Sam: Dude I'm going for a bath gotta wash my ass. I've got crusty leftovers from last night's curry.
Dan: Overshare Dude.

by Ihavecrustyleftovers69 July 18, 2016

crusty cruiser

1) a respectable, hard working prostitute who has criss crossed the globe up and down in her professional pursuits
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name

(1) - "Hey Charlie, see that chick doing a vertical split in the air?"

- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.

(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!

by therealcrusty May 14, 2016

Crusty dusty musty

A word describing how much crusty it is

Her very old smartphone was very crusty dusty musty.

by Astrofrax- July 15, 2022

crusty

A word to describe someone who is ratchet, grody, annoying or just gross. Peaches is the CEO of crusty.

Leshawna: Aye play Just Dance with me, hoe!
Harold: No.

Leshawna: FINE. You and your crusty ass can leave.

by total drama fan 101 May 16, 2020

crusty mustin' bustin'

when having anal sex the females shits herself and letting the poop crust, making the anal musty, when finishing the male finishes on the shit making it thaw and making the penetration soft and warm.

shit yourself, we're having crusty mustin' bustin'

by daddylong licker March 11, 2025

Crusty Doughnut

A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.

Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!

by diniminiax June 23, 2020

Crusty

Jacob mackey

random guy : Damn nigga your crusty

Dude:not as crusty ass that nigga Jacob

Random guy:damn you right

by Daddytko1 October 2, 2020