Crotch pooch

noun: a fatty buldge in the crotch region on indians

Damn, that's the primest crotch pooch I have ever seen!

by Brittany February 6, 2005

crotch hammer

A very large penis; one that is greater than 7" long.

Ron Jeremy has a crotch hammer!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

fire crotch

Sex move where one gets some sort of spice residue in their mouth (tobasco, pepper, hot sauce, etc.) and give a blow-job. Bonus points if you get the spice in the penis hole.

Brandon was in pain after receiving head from this biotch because she pulled off the fire crotch with jalapeno residue.

by SnakeBiter October 12, 2009

Crotch Rot

A stinkin ass pussy.

That slut has crotch rot.

by david kingston April 27, 2006

Crispy Crotch

When a woman shapes Rice Krispy Treats into a dildo and has her lesbian lover use it.

I forgot my vibrator so I gave her a Crispy Crotch instead.

by Zippy_dooda July 6, 2010

vagina crotch

a real big bitch. The equivalent of calling a guy a "dick head"

Stop being a vagina crotch and give me a kiss you prude bitch

by Chrismann November 24, 2010

medusa crotch

An individual with excessive amounts of pubic hair, such that they become entangled, resembling the head of medusa.

I took that drunk chick to my place last night to give her a taste of my man-sized salami, but I was flabbergasted to find out that she had a bad case of medusa crotch.

by casco February 24, 2007