Crotch pooch

noun: a fatty buldge in the crotch region on indians
Damn, that's the primest crotch pooch I have ever seen!
by Brittany February 07, 2005
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fire crotch

Sex move where one gets some sort of spice residue in their mouth (tobasco, pepper, hot sauce, etc.) and give a blow-job. Bonus points if you get the spice in the penis hole.
Brandon was in pain after receiving head from this biotch because she pulled off the fire crotch with jalapeno residue.
by SnakeBiter October 12, 2009
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medusa crotch

An individual with excessive amounts of pubic hair, such that they become entangled, resembling the head of medusa.
I took that drunk chick to my place last night to give her a taste of my man-sized salami, but I was flabbergasted to find out that she had a bad case of medusa crotch.
by casco February 23, 2007
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vagina crotch

a real big bitch. The equivalent of calling a guy a "dick head"
Stop being a vagina crotch and give me a kiss you prude bitch
by Chrismann November 22, 2010
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Crispy Crotch

When a woman shapes Rice Krispy Treats into a dildo and has her lesbian lover use it.
I forgot my vibrator so I gave her a Crispy Crotch instead.
by Zippy_dooda April 11, 2010
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