Crotch-bleeder

another name for a woman

Monica is such a dirty crotch-bleeder.

by Travis7137 February 22, 2008

Crotch Hopper

A crotch hopper is a person, usually a woman, who is very promiscuous. She loves to hop from one crotch to another. A crotch hopper is similar to a crotch cricket except when a crotch hopper rubs her legs together, you can tell how many crotches she's hopped.

Dave: Dude, Daisy is such a crotch hopper!
Mike: You ain't shittin. Wait, she's rubbing her legs together!
Dave: Let me calculate this...thats two, carry the one, plus five. Damn dude, she's slept with 1200 guys.
Daisy: *cricket*

by Baxton January 3, 2006

Crotch Rot

A stinkin ass pussy.

That slut has crotch rot.

by david kingston April 27, 2006

fire crotch

Sex move where one gets some sort of spice residue in their mouth (tobasco, pepper, hot sauce, etc.) and give a blow-job. Bonus points if you get the spice in the penis hole.

Brandon was in pain after receiving head from this biotch because she pulled off the fire crotch with jalapeno residue.

by SnakeBiter October 12, 2009

Starbucks Crotch

The poor placement of an iced beverage from Starbucks between the inside of the upper thigh (most frequently occurring while driving, at a movie, or at bingo), which results in condensation from the cup wetting the crotch region of the victim's pants.

Person 1: "Look at Joseph! He looks like he had wet himself."

Person 2: "No, no...he simply is suffering from a case of Starbucks Crotch."

by Gunner315 October 3, 2011

medusa crotch

An individual with excessive amounts of pubic hair, such that they become entangled, resembling the head of medusa.

I took that drunk chick to my place last night to give her a taste of my man-sized salami, but I was flabbergasted to find out that she had a bad case of medusa crotch.

by casco February 24, 2007

crotch blow

A hole in the crotch of a pair of your favorite warn out jeans. Also can be referred to the action of accidentally ripping a hole in the crotch of your jeans.

You better wear some fancy boxers today, these jeans have crotch blow.

by Robin January 5, 2004