get like a carpet

1) Alternative to saying "laid"
2) A less explicit way to say sexual intercourse.

Jason: You need to "get like a carpet"
Dave: Totally, it's been, like, 6 months, I'm horny as hell!

by King Of Angels December 20, 2008

carpet bomber

Severly overweight lesbian.

Damn, when those two carpet bombers play with a strap on, you can feel the ground quaking.

by Ragnov October 18, 2004

Magic Carpet Ride

During sex between a man and a woman, the man starts singing "A Whole New World" from Aladdin. As the girl is stunned, grab her by her pubic hair and drag her across the room.

"I gave my princess a magic carpet ride last night, she was screaming the entire way."

by Carpet Rider October 30, 2012

shag carpet

When a man/woman has so much pubic hair it looks like a shag carpet.

i slept with a chick last night and she had the biggest shag carpet i've ever seen. i think i might have gotten carpet burn.

by Diljon December 27, 2007

capeside

High School located in fictional Capeside, Mass. where the loveable characters from Dawson's Creek attend.

Jen, Pacey, Joey, Jack, and Dawson all went to Capeside High for the first four season's of Dawson's Creek.

Jen is the head cheerleader at Capeside High.
Jack is on the Capeside Minutemen High School football team.

by The Bexter October 8, 2006

vegan carpetbagger

a: A lesbian who does not eat pussy because of her profound belief that eating meat is morally wrong.

b: A lesbian with a strict catch and release policy when it comes to pussy

a: Stay away from that chick, she's a vegan carpetbagger. She gave me a twenty minute lecture on Veganism when I asked her to go down on me!

b: That female was nuts. a real vegan carpetbagger. She picked me up then spent an hour taking care of my vagina, combing my pubic hair, petting and talking baby talk to it before bursting into tears and telling my pussy to go free.

by Zomommey November 1, 2011

Cooking Cape

Arguably The worst cape in RuneScape. generally acconpanies by dragon med helms, and occasionally trimmed by a fletching cape. i would be embarrassed to wear one.

Jeremy: Yo Brad look at that guy with the cooking cape. Brad: ROFL what a noob how embarrassing. Jeremy:

by Sqkuid Ward October 16, 2008