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Backwards Cowboy 

when a male roughly strokes the inside of the females mouth with his pinky finger. Then, abruptly flips upside down and licks his big toe. Then, turns back around and sits on the female backwards while she does whatever you tell her to.
the Backwards Cowboy....use your imagination.

crap cowboy

A person who enjoys particularly dirty anal sex.
Dude, you are such a crap cowboy! Stop trying to stick your hot rod into my asshole!
crap cowboy by charlesisawesome August 29, 2007

mustache cowboy 

A man with a robust mustache who frequently mounts women upon his face saddle, therefore giving a mustache ride.
Sally gave a great big "Yee-Haw!" as she met her first mustache cowboy, giving George's magnificent mustache a ride.
mustache cowboy by MegStin September 1, 2015

british cowboy 

cardboard cowboy

Some who likes to act tough but is really a coward all talk no action
I thought he was a tough guy but he turned out to be nothing but a cardboard cowboy.
cardboard cowboy by Kongo Kong June 27, 2018

drugstore cowboy 

Noun. A robber who specializes in drugstores, the places where the drugs are. See the movie, "Drugstore Cowboy."
"I robbed a drugstore last night, and got a load of fine downers, so I'm a drugstore cowboy."