Human to tiger COVID-19

The ability to pass COVID-19 to tigers through vaginal or anal sex with a tiger or any other 4 legged mammal.

THAT BITCH CAROL FUKIN BASKIN gave that Tiger human to tiger COVID-19 when sh fucked him.

Also known as: HTTC-19

by FUCK THAT BITCH CAROL BASKIN April 5, 2020

Covid Omicron XE Varient

Yep, another one. Prepare for like the millionth booster in 2040.

Me: Did you know there is a new Covid varient?
You: What's it called?
Me: Covid Omicron XE Varient.

by Ner07Def April 8, 2022

covid-19 at a nickelback concert

I don't know what this means. Someone help me please

People show up like COVID-19 at a Nickelback concert!

by LoneStar42 May 21, 2020

Covid Cease-Fire Year

The precise one-year interval between mass shootings in America, beginning with the onset of the Covid pandemic.

Between 3/16/20 and 3/16/21, mass shootings in America stopped. It was the Covid cease-fire year, and who can answer why they resumed with such force.

by Monkey's Dad April 16, 2021

Covid-19 Is Not Sick of Us.

While the world is tired and sick of her, Ms. Corona is healthier and deadlier than ever to prolong her existence on the planet, by seducing more maskless victims; and she is even prepared to journey with those who are heading to the fiery side of eternity.

The coronavirus desires to live and linger among the earthlings, especially those who have faith in pseudoscience and conspiracies—although we are sick of her, Covid-19 is not sick of us.

by MathPlus November 10, 2020

Covid-19 Is Right-wing.

When the coronavirus has a soft spot for right-wing governments, whose leaders are often morally bankrupt and managerially inept, as their fake leaderships currently account for over half the world’s infections and nearly half the deaths.

Think of the US, Brazil, India, and Russia. The failure of these nations’ rogue leaders to contain the coronavirus pandemic arguably shows that “Covid-19 is right-wing.”

by MathPlus March 26, 2021

Delaware COVID-19 Test

Whenever medical professionals test you for COVID-19, but instead of using swab stick, they inject a penis up your nose for better results and faster recovery.

John: I’m having symptoms of corona virus
Ted: I’ll book a flight to Delaware

John: Why?
Ted: For the Delaware COVID-19 Test
John: Oh yeah I heard that shit different

by Richboiquanni January 9, 2021