corn master

A guy who's signature move is to finger the asshole before he sticks it in. Especially a corn master if the girl isn't even on her period.

Girl 1: "I can't even remember what happened last night, but it sure hurts to walk."

Girl 2: "Oh I saw you go to the bedroom with that corn master Liam"

Girl 1: "Aw man he definitely fucked my ass"

by cornmaster69 December 4, 2013

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corn boob

The act of having popcorn stuck in one's bra with no ability to retrieve until privacy has been obtained.

OMG...so glad the movie is over. I've had corn boob for hours!

by whosmygoodgirl October 13, 2015

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(Noun) - A large piece of fecal matter with visible pieces of corn protruding from the exterior. Length and diameter may vary depending on age and weight of individual. Corn Snakes generally have a pungent odor and are known to clog the toilet.

"Maaaan, don't go in the bathroom! I just dropped a Corn Snake!"

by idontknowmuch August 3, 2016

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Corning on the cob

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.

Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*

by Jakercut August 18, 2016

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