black t-shirt convention

A concert, house show, party, or similar occasion when a group of "scenesters" can be found trying to outcool each other. Often the attire of those at these functions includes a black t-shirt, which may have a band logo, skull, or something else retarded printed on it.

person 1:Do you remember that hardcore show?
person 2: Yeah, fucking black t-shirt convention.

by Briskit May 25, 2008

Conversation Condom

A phrase used to hide details, or save yourself from saying something you dont really want someone to know.

Person 1: "What did you say when Cindy asked you what you did last night?"

Person 2: "I just used one of those conversation condoms and changed the subject."

by Doug Cota August 6, 2008

conversational Houdini

When the person you are talking to via text/msn suddenly disappears, or constantly disappears and re-appears, without offering any explanation. Basically, when the conversation is so damn boring they don't care about manners, and bail ship.

Girl 1: God, like, Colm is so totally boring.
Girl 2: Yeah, we were on msn last night, I pulled a conversational Houdini after about 5 mins and didn't even change my status.

by theorgasmingnun July 8, 2009

Smoking Convention

When 4 or more people smoke. This also would include the vortex bong.

Stoney Alfred: Hey guys do you guys want to go to the Planthouse?

Dentist Alfred: oh your tooth is bothering you, free drill Errr.

Disco Alfred: Don't you guys have that dancing mood.(proceeds to disco)

Alfred: Stupid Stoney Alfred were already in the planthouse. This makes it a smoking convention.

Homer Simpson: Here i brought the vortex bong.
Mr.Chimps:Cheep Cheep free credit.

by Mr.chimps January 22, 2009

Chocolatey Conveyor

A Chocolatey Conveyor is another word for a shit covered dick.

"yeah dude, I railed her and got a Chocolatey Conveyor"

by uhhhh no April 7, 2022

2 pt conversion

the act of trying to convert vaginal sex to anal sex while in the doggie style position without the female knowing

After scoring with a chick wasn't going to be enough the only way to win the game was to go for the 2 pt conversion.

by Greenbergesa August 24, 2006

conversate

talking to someone while non-consentually masturbating (usually over the phone)

Jennie calls Mike to conversate:

Mike: Hi Jennie! What's up?
Jennie: Oh, not much. Just conversating. *schlick schlick diddle diddle*

by maximum_procrasterbator January 31, 2012