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mom: Aren't you excited to start high school at concord carlisle high school?
actual cool kid: hell no those concord, MA kids are such teacher's-pets
ex. 2:
Concord Kid: OMG lets have a party!
Other one: OMG YEAH WE CAN HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!
Other other one: PURPLE MONKEYS AW!!
All: LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
actual cool kid: hell no those concord, MA kids are such teacher's-pets
ex. 2:
Concord Kid: OMG lets have a party!
Other one: OMG YEAH WE CAN HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!
Other other one: PURPLE MONKEYS AW!!
All: LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Extrememly liberal democrats who believe the world should run on peace and love, when really in reality eternal peace and love is impossible due to human nature. They are very, very anti-military. They support gays but those idiots discredit veterens, heck they even probably even think Servicemen should be kicked on the streets to starve. Those retards believe government to forcefully enter homes to confiscate weapons (Guns, Knives) from the citizenry. Also, those condomcrats believe that we should replace military buildings with federally funded whorehouses and gay clubs.
They believe that peace and love with everyone, even hostile nations that will always hate us and be a threat to us is more important than American Nationalism and Solidarity.
Famous Condomcrats- Hillary Clinton, Jesse Jackson, Ted Kennedy.
Famous Condomcrats- Hillary Clinton, Jesse Jackson, Ted Kennedy.
by The Harmeister June 21, 2005
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Just look at her pic... she looks like she can kick your ass blue... and that's a good thing, because she's the U.S. Secretary of State.
No wonder she has many detractors: smart, tuff and sexy girls cause widespread envy and fear.
If I lived in the States, I sure would vote her for President.
Just look at her pic... she looks like she can kick your ass blue... and that's a good thing, because she's the U.S. Secretary of State.
No wonder she has many detractors: smart, tuff and sexy girls cause widespread envy and fear.
If I lived in the States, I sure would vote her for President.
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Last Friday, me and Suzy were getting down to business, then I got totally mindfucked by the anal condom enigma, so she bounced and I had to rub one out so i didn't get blue balls.
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