computer

One of the many places to rot your brains out and destroy the IQ and brain cells you have left.

human 1: "um... what happened to Jhon?"
human 2:".... COMPUTER"

by anonymous May 23, 2024

guy typing on a 1990s computer

one of the several gifs you see next to "define a word"

go do your homework, seriously.

guy typing on a 1990s computer: types on a 1990s computer

by unused username February 14, 2024

computer

the thing people use to:
1. Watch videos
2. Listen to music
3. Play games
4. Sleep on
5. Do other stuff

i slept on my computer last night

by Eemeli0123 March 9, 2024

Computer

Strange device that speaks to you and makes you hallucinate via lights that comes out of its screen. You have

Mommy special arms are crawling out of the computer and asking for my soul

by Porncum69 March 16, 2024

Computer teacher

Under you bed waiting for young ones to sleep

Your computer teacher is under bed

by Walterwhiteiamydadleft June 9, 2022

computer

Some kind of mind control device capable of hypnotizing decent men.

it causes the creation of "gamers" also creating scams such as: bitcoin, free robux no hack 100% real, and some trojan horse you got off a shady website selling nft's

computer.

by Massive rotating balls god June 9, 2022

Computer Jizz

Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC

Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days

Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!

by Alou_Online June 15, 2022