A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
Get the Coffee Beanermug. A woolly mammoth of a man who enjoys making love to hits such as candy shop and rape me, has a hardcore foot fetish, and loves white nail polish. Watch out ladies, you’ll always want to keep your feet covered around this notorious feet pic lover! He has a tiny friend named Jorge who follows him around everywhere for the rest of his life. He thinks he’s the shit because he pulled one pretty girl but the rest are grade a white trash skanks.
Damn dude don’t be a cooper coffee he sweats like a sinner in church and has enough hair to make him toasty in the winter.
by Xnorats August 27, 2018
Get the Cooper coffeemug. A golden shower involving only black men.
Tyrone: Yo, wanna give that bitch a coffee shower?
Jayquellan: Of course my nigga. I was needin' a piss anyway.
Jayquellan: Of course my nigga. I was needin' a piss anyway.
by Corporalclegggg January 6, 2015
Get the coffee showermug. A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
Get the Coffee Beanermug. A chocolate bar sold in Canada. It doesn't taste like coffee but has a slight bitter taste but only if your looking for it. Chocolate covers the outside of the wafer like inside.
It's one of the only commonly found chocolate bars that has bright yellow packaging in Canada.
During Halloween it's often labeled coffin crisp instead.
It's one of the only commonly found chocolate bars that has bright yellow packaging in Canada.
During Halloween it's often labeled coffin crisp instead.
Max: I barely got and coffee crisps this Halloween!
Rylie:
Just go to the store and get a coffee crisp. They're sold at almost every store.
Rylie:
Just go to the store and get a coffee crisp. They're sold at almost every store.
by Regards L. January 3, 2022
Get the Coffee crispmug. by theytookmypseudonym December 22, 2019
Get the coffee nosemug. A point during adulthood when something one has tried and disliked many times in youth finally becomes palatable.
"So I was watching History of the World Part 1 for like the hundredth time the other day and I finally had my coffee moment with Monty Python."
by j0npau1 October 25, 2012
Get the Coffee Momentmug.