SPY CHECKER

When someone in Team Fortress 2, in fear of a back stab, attempts to burn everyone on his team in order to spot an enemy spy.

Also known as a fag.

*Group of team mates standing in room*

Fag: "SPY CHECKER!1!!Oeone!!!!" *burns everyone*

by Anon_a_moose May 14, 2009

bitch check

To test someones character with insults or violence.

They said they want to surrender, but I needed to bitch check them first. So I sent a man out in the open to fire at them and they didn't fire back.

by Black Ninja July 3, 2005

Man-Check

1. To strike a man in the testicles with great force for the purpose of gender verification.

2. Getting kicked in the nuts.

"When Tim tried to do a trick on his bike, he crashed and got man-checked."

"If you keep whining, I'm gonna man-check you!"

by Delfic May 24, 2007

obsessive checking disorder

a mental illness where victims feel popular enough to check their cell phone/blackberry every five seconds to see if someone has texted them.

Marla gets bad cases of obsessive checking disorder after one-night stands.

by Lily_of_Geeks October 21, 2009

joke reality check

When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.

Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."

Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."

Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

Check Thyself Before Thy Wreck Thyself

also known as the 11th commandment, is essentially a rule where you need to think hard about what you're about to say to make sure that you don't say something bad that happens to apply to you too.

to put yourself in a corner by your own statement or action.

ghost 1: man ghosts are such losers

ghost 2: dude, you're a ghost.

ghost 1: bro, you're right

ghost 2: check thyself before thy wreck thyself...

by count philosopher April 1, 2016

Check The Nick

Check the nick means check the state of you or you are a mess but is also used to define when something is bad or shit.

Lisa: Oh Linda, check the nick of Sean, he hasn’t showered in days.

Linda: I know he stinks of pish

by Rupture Godzilla vag February 17, 2019