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Chav

by Eztliiiii May 8, 2021
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Chav

A Chav is a person who looks like an Oompa Loompa because of how much orange foundation they have on. They put a certain type of makeup to make their eyebrows bigger. They put too much contour on and they put foundation on their lips. A Chav is sort of like a female roadman. A Chav will be seen in the UK. Mostly England and Scotland.
Chav 1: My boyfriend cheated on me with Emma
Chav 2: Emma with the big bum?
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a man who hates women, typically of european descent
yeah that dude is such a chav! he hates women so much.
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Chav Week

Chav Week is a week celebrated two weeks after fathers day. It is used to celebrate the douches and dickheads of modern society by pretending and or being like a chav. The most common way to celebrate chav week is by dressing up and speaking like a chav.

A male chav genuinly consists of
-Chains
-black clothing or bright flamboyant clothing
- baggy trousers
-Roadman/Cockney accent. One or the other

Basically try to be the one priveliged guy in "the hood"

A female chav consists of
-Chains
-A shit ton of makeup
-Can be fat
-genuinely black clothing but less then the male type
-Cockney accent
-Hella annoying

If you already fit all these categories, I'm afraid to say. You are a chav
Damn bro are you excited for chav week?
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Unfriendly Chav

This is for them wannabe popular girls in the UK because they always think that they will get something out of wearing makeup and that but honestly they give me so much cringe I just wanna cry and tell them to stop acting tough and cool.
“This girl she was an unfriendly chav, you should’ve seen her face when she said that to me”
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Chav

by RiZzrozz April 21, 2022
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Chavs are usually overly aggressive 13 year olds who do wheelies on their bike outside of tesco . They where nike and say "whassup fam" or "ayo brov". You will most likley find one at McDonalds or any other fast food shop. Most likley there mum bought there clothes from sports direct. They also wear jewellery from argos and fake gucci.

All I can say is piss of chavs
Shutup u chav
by Stupidhoebag April 26, 2022
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