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Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.
Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!
by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
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carl

famous with the ladies, he's definetly a carl
by _.stendo May 30, 2022
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Hot Carl

A devastating jiu jitsu submission, whereby the attacker secures a strong hammer lock from the back. The submission, though, is hidden from view; thus the audience believes they have submitted to a half-assed rear naked choke.
Did you see Jeremy nail that technically perfect Hot Carl in his match last weekend? It was steamy!
by AmbitiousArugula January 10, 2019
mugGet the Hot Carlmug.

carl

a carl I a super cool, nice, pretty, nice again, clever and pretty again
ohhhhh its carl
soooooooooooo damn pretty
by carl bir September 1, 2017
mugGet the carlmug.

carl

''Carl is such an NPC
by asdfgjklsdfasif February 10, 2022
mugGet the carlmug.

Carl-Woodwarding

Fearing men with foreskins due to their awesomeness.
He's totally Carl-Woodwarding that guy.
by Qc1 September 7, 2013
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Carl

Very col dud
Carl is slay
by Obit July 10, 2022
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