A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.
by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
Get the Small dick Carlmug. by _.stendo May 30, 2022
Get the carlmug. A devastating jiu jitsu submission, whereby the attacker secures a strong hammer lock from the back. The submission, though, is hidden from view; thus the audience believes they have submitted to a half-assed rear naked choke.
by AmbitiousArugula January 10, 2019
Get the Hot Carlmug. by carl bir September 1, 2017
Get the carlmug. by Qc1 September 7, 2013
Get the Carl-Woodwardingmug. 
