burritorrorize

to sabotage, while working in a burrito shop, causing a burrito to do something unexpectedly bad. Examples include providing excessive hot sauce or wrapping the burrito loosely so that it explodes all over a customer's shirt.

Chipotle Worker 1: That douchebag asked me to mix up the contents of his burrito before wrapping it.

Chipotle Worker 2: Burritorrorize him! We'll see who gets the last laugh when his mouth is on fire and there's a pile of beans in his lap.

by bpal1982 September 7, 2010

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Burritohunch

After eating a large burrito, the feeling that your spine is developing a quasimodo like hunch from the burrito's pull on your stomach.

-Erick

That massive carne asada burrito is giving me a burritohunch

by LaEnana January 11, 2011

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Burritorship

A burritorship is defined as an autocratic form of government in which the government is ruled by a single entity, a burrito.

When Chipotle took over the world in the year 2054, it installed Senior El Burrito, thus establishing the world's first burritorship

by DJ1831 March 12, 2011

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Buritto Amnesia

Buritto amnesia is when someone eats a buritto, then forgets about it and blames someone for eating it on them. This usually happens to students with room mates who share a small freezer.

Dylan: Craig! you ate my buritto you douche bag

Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia

by Captian Lion March 14, 2011

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