burritofied 

Having eaten a large burrito for lunch, one loses the ability to function in any normal/conscious for an extended period afterward.

A: Why is Jeff asleep in a pile of guacamole?
B: He visited Daddy D's and got burritofied.

burritofied by kemposaur September 22, 2011

burritocide 

Suicide achieved by gas station burrito consumption

Last night Bob had the drunk munchies and commited burritocide

burritocide by tehoctopus January 19, 2015

burritoed 

Taking everything out of a backpack, flipping it inside out, putting the books back, and then zipping it back up. Usually done when a friend goes to the restroom during class or leaves their backpack while they go to buy food. This can also be done by stuffing the backpack into the small pouch it has in the front and zipping it up.

We burritoed Marla's backpack before she got back from the restroom.

burritoed by theycallmethekaratekid January 20, 2011

Burritofication 

n. The addition of a burrito stand to a local area.

John: I heard they're making a new burrito stand in your area.

Mike: Ya, it's total burritofication

Burritofication by Llamapocalypse June 21, 2013

burritofetus 

the state of having an entire super burrito from La Bamba, weighing in at 1.6 pounds, in your belly

"Dude, did you eat your whole burrito?"
"Yeah... and now I have a burritofetus"

burritofetus by labambamv January 12, 2009

burritoed 

The skill of being a dumbass and smarting off to a kid eating a chili and cheese burrito, then having the kid throw that burrito at you and having it explode on your back and go all over you and your truck.

Getting hit by a burrito.

Brandon got burritoed by the kids in the probe cause he pissed them off.

He crow-hopped for extra power as he burritoed Brandon.

burritoed by burritoed December 2, 2005

Burritofile 

A person who is only appetized by newborn or young burritos.

*At Chipotle*
(Person 1) "Wow look at that thing!"

(Person 2) "Yeah man, let that burritofile inside you come out."

Burritofile by Gokufighther December 27, 2016