Disney Channel Original Boner

(n.) The specific sort of erection brought on by the viewing of a picture or video of a former Disney Channel star scantly clad or naked.

Christie Carlson Romano in Mirrors 2.

Guy 1: Is that Ren Stevens?

Guy 2: Holy shit! It is! I've got a Disney Channel Original Boner!

Guy 1: I'd high five you right now, but I've got one too.

by TerminalLance1371 February 20, 2012

Big ol' Boner Butt

A phrase used to exclaim extreme joy or pleasure in a variety of situations

Alex: Hey did you see that chick run across the street with the huge tits???

Colt: Big ol' Boner Butt yea!

by Dillyboy November 23, 2011

body boner

When your muscles are filled with blood after an intense workout.

Jacob: Hey Alfie, did you just finish working out?

Alfie: Yeah!!

Jacob: Nice body boner.

by alfienukka February 1, 2010

Boner Collector

A girl who has self esteem issues so makes 'friends', and keeps loose regular contact with, as many guys as possible while never actually putting out for any of them. Often thinks she is hotter than she actually is.

That chick is just a boner collector bro, let her go, you're never going to get any.

by The Dr B March 31, 2007

insta-boner

A boner that is aquired instantly

When Dylan saw that picture of a naked man, he got an "insta-boner"

by Alex M November 1, 2006

Lady Boner

When a lady gets a fuzzy feeling in her pants!

"wow ciara had a huge Lady Boner"
"ikr she was sooo fired up!"

by Briki November 28, 2011

boner walk

The process of leaving a room in order to walk off a boner. The walk may lead to you being seen covering the area and may take you to the bathroom.

Guy One - Dude after dancing with that girl at prom, i got the biggest boner. it was so embarrassing
Guy Two - Well you should have gone on a boner walk dude

by Stick Stickley June 7, 2007