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[bong hits] for [jesus]

'lets take bong hits for jesus until we reach higher enlightenment'
by CheeseblockerFaceMaker March 13, 2009
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Lay off the bong

A phrase that people use when their linked to the Mandela Effect
“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe

Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid
by TashiTash November 22, 2019
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Trah-bong-site

Street version of the name for a lesser-well-known suburb of Manchester; Longsight. Heavily infested with gangsters and ninjas, a 'lingo' has developed there to fox the authorities. The code may be applied to any word simply by replacing the first consonant of a word with 'Trah' and inserting 'b' before the remaining letters; in words beginning with vowels, simply prefix 'Trah-b...'
"Th'yo, th'yo, th'yo, yous'th goin' Trah-bong-site {Longsight} or Levveh {Levenshulme}??"

"Th'sweet, yo, give us th'sum of that trah-borange {orange}, th'yo"

"Ahm fuckin' trah-blingin' {blingin'} mate, fuckin' check it, th'yo"
by Markus Barkus March 20, 2005
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Thong n' Bong

The use of a mechanical smoking device while being pleasured by a female (or male if thats how you roll) whose buttocks is unnecessarily exposed from wearing a thong.
"Hey baby, this party is a real dive, lets go Thong n' Bong back at your place"
by Kenneth F Powers November 7, 2011
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Alaskan Bing Bong

When a male takes a womans head, rubs his penis all over it, and jizzes down her shirt. He then procedes to force her to give him oral sex.
by Jaimolas November 21, 2011
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dutch bong rip

When you suck a fart our of your partners ass
Dude I did a Dutch bong rip with my girl last night. Best orgasm I've ever had.
by Sarg9098 March 5, 2017
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Bing-bang-bong

To have intercourse.
“I think we’re going to bing-bang-bong tonight.”
What the hell does that mean?”
“Check the urban dictionary.”
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