Lay off the bong

A phrase that people use when their linked to the Mandela Effect

“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe”

Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid

by TashiTash November 22, 2019

[bong hits] for [jesus]

holy bong hits
freedom of speech

'lets take bong hits for jesus until we reach higher enlightenment'

by CheeseblockerFaceMaker March 13, 2009

Trah-bong-site

Street version of the name for a lesser-well-known suburb of Manchester; Longsight. Heavily infested with gangsters and ninjas, a 'lingo' has developed there to fox the authorities. The code may be applied to any word simply by replacing the first consonant of a word with 'Trah' and inserting 'b' before the remaining letters; in words beginning with vowels, simply prefix 'Trah-b...'

"Th'yo, th'yo, th'yo, yous'th goin' Trah-bong-site {Longsight} or Levveh {Levenshulme}??"

"Th'sweet, yo, give us th'sum of that trah-borange {orange}, th'yo"

"Ahm fuckin' trah-blingin' {blingin'} mate, fuckin' check it, th'yo"

by Markus Barkus March 20, 2005

Thong n' Bong

The use of a mechanical smoking device while being pleasured by a female (or male if thats how you roll) whose buttocks is unnecessarily exposed from wearing a thong.

"Hey baby, this party is a real dive, lets go Thong n' Bong back at your place"

by Kenneth F Powers November 7, 2011

Fresh off the Bong

Term used when you have just finished a bong session and can't execute mental or physical task that sober people would.

Example 1;

Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos

Emily: only if you come with me

Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong

Example2;

Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay

Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B

Son: you're shitting me?

by after you bitch February 14, 2012

dutch bong rip

When you suck a fart our of your partners ass

Dude I did a Dutch bong rip with my girl last night. Best orgasm I've ever had.

by Sarg9098 March 5, 2017

Alaskan Bing Bong

When a male takes a womans head, rubs his penis all over it, and jizzes down her shirt. He then procedes to force her to give him oral sex.

Dude a had an alaskan bing bong last night!

by Jaimolas November 21, 2011