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Blowjob: The act of a Man inserting his penis into a woman's mouth, Best given rough and pleasured when the Female plays with the Ball sack whilst sucking.
Blowjob 1:
Jenna: "Can I suck you?"
Mark: "Um...Oh....Uh...?"
TJ: Flicked Mark "Say yes Moron!"
Mark: "YES! Please!"
Jenna: "Woot!" 8===D

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Blowjob 2:
Lily sucked Adam's cock for several minutes while playing with his balls.

Lily: Swallowed Adam's cum "Mmmm!"

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Jason: "Did Alyssa Suck you or did you just jack-off?"
Carl: "Both......She was great."
Jason: "Whoa! Lucky! I heard her Breasts are heavenly..."
Carl: "They are :), I hit her G-Spot....."
Jason: "She said she likes it Rough!"

Apache Blowjob

Just prior to climax from oral copulation, the giver suddenly stops and scalps the entire pubic region of the reciever.
DAMIT! Id rather get an apache blowjob then deal with this shit!
Apache Blowjob by biggskinny January 15, 2010

reverse blowjob 

reverse blowjob is when your lover carefully sucks your testicles into her mouth,then gently biting down, she reaches up and masturbates your cock
reverse blowjob can be stronly enpowering to your woman, she is in contol,she can cause great pleasure or great pain
reverse blowjob by viking48 February 28, 2009

slovakian blowjob 

When you're giving a guy head but before you suck it you grab a cheese grader and shred his cock
I gave my boyfriend the best slovakian blowjob last night

V.P. Blowjob

V.P. stands for Vomit Poop, also called, "The Vice President". A V.P. is when, whilst tossing the lover's salad, the recipient has a bowel movement of substantial size. The blow-ee, unfazed, proceeds to give the log a blow job. The recipient is careful not to pinch off the loaf as long as possible. The blow-ee deep throats the mud monkey until vomiting is induced. The blow-ee is then obligated to gargle his or her own vomit while blowing. Hence, both parties are fully aroused and ready to move on to more hardcore shit.
Hey baby, I just finished a half pound block of cheese. I'm ready for that V.P. Blowjob.
the drying of one's hair with a hair dryer
Sir, would you like a blowjob along with that wash-and-cut?
blowjob by Pandazzle March 28, 2007