clock-block

When your alarm clock goes off at the wrong time, preventing you from sleeping in.

Jane: "I forgot to reset my clock last night for daylight saving's time, and my alarm went off an hour early. There goes my beauty sleep."

John: "You, my friend, have been clock-blocked."

by MoreMagic March 7, 2008

God Block

A "God Block" is when you meet a girl and things are going well, until she brings up god, after which the conversation completely falls apart. Effectively playing the traditional cock block role of the fat friend.

Dude this girl was awesome; we had chemistry, she was hot, and then out of nowhere I got God Blocked. I mean seriously who asks a guy what his favorite hymn is?

by Captain Thunderblumpkin September 4, 2010

M-block

a place in mahopac that is ghetto and is more ghetto than carmel which is filled with a bunch of crackers who think they are ghetto

cramel kid: yo this place is ghetto

other carmel kid: you think this place is ghetto then go to M-block and you will get a cap busted so far up your ass you'll be whistling out your pee whole

M-block kid: yeah NIGGA!!!

by chuck norris is my idle July 24, 2008

snatch block

A woman who interferes with another woman's attempts to score with a guy. Similar to some definitions of cock block, except that a woman is competing for the attention of another woman's man.

Girlfriend: My roommate Griselda is such a snatch block!
Boyfriend: What do you mean?
Girlfriend: Out of all my friends, she only talks to you. And she practically dresses up whenever you come over!

by The Rhino's Nemesis June 4, 2010

lock-blocked

the phenomena occuring when a female bends over and reveals what would normally be clevage, which is instead blocked by her locks of hair falling down over her shoulder

Dude look at Amy try to get that notebook out of her backpack

Oh Swee- damnit man im getting lock-blocked

by eggz09 May 11, 2011

On My Block

On My Block is an 'Original Netflix', it's rated TV-14 any teen can watch it to be honest...but things get weird with Monte and Caesar after they had well...''intercourse'' see I've told you ask your parent really weird stuff. It has gangs I don't know the other gang name, they just wear green bandanas and the Santos don't wear a specific ''gang color'' which I don't recall, but their pretty Gangsta. It's a pretty good show go ahead and watch it! Thirteen year olds and older only.

ME: Hey, you ever watched 'On My Block'? Friend: Oh, yeah I've seen that show on Netflix it was pretty sad, messed up, weird, and overall crazy, but it's the best 'Original Netflix' show you'll probably ever watch for the age of us.

by The Teen That Makes Meanings April 20, 2021

Mok Block

The act of, or, pertaining to; completely fail at courting the opposite sex, and have said plan backfire, for the amusement of others. To "cock block" yourself.

To stupidly think that because your pick up attempt with one girl didn't work, trying to hit on her best friend by insulting the first girl; and thinking the women will not share messages.

2 brothers decide to pick up two best friends. After each brother fails with the original girl they picked, they swap the girls' info and proceed to hit on the next one by insulting the previous girl. Thinking the best friends will not share the info with each other and laugh at how miserable the brothers attempts were.

Bahahaha dude those two just Mok blocked themselves

by lemonadeizgoodshiet April 18, 2010