laguna beach

A small town in southern california that is nothing like the show. they only pick rich people and make them look richer. I live in Laguna Beach and its rich, but not that rich. The show sucks and so does mtv. and anyone who this laguna beach is just like the show, go fuck yourself because its not and your just a lonely douche bag who is 35 years old and lives with his mom and finds little girls on myspace who jacks off to their pictures and then trys to meet with them and then trys to rape them and winds up getting their ass arrested then theyre the ones who get ass raped in jail.... you sick fucks... ya so laguna beach is over rated and people stop coming here because if you try coming on a saturday in the middle of august then you are screwed because you will be sitting in traffic for 2 hours just trying to get into town... then you have find a parking spot which is just as fun. we already have too many tourists who bring their $5 sav-on boogey boards and try to ride the white wash... so ya stay away. you guys suck

Hey Billy and Jim us 909ers should go to Laguna Beach and try to boogey board in the water and get in everybodys way!!! we are soo cool because we are going to laguna beach!! the real OC!!! yesss we are cool! now lets go rape some 14 year old girl! yess!!!

by Zraickenator April 5, 2005

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beachyhot

1. extremely hot AND humid
2. good-looking in a surfer way
3. very cool or interesting

1. It's so beachyhot outside; I think I'll die of heat-stroke.
2. OMG! That guy is sooo beachyhot.
3. Dude, that wave was totally beachyhot.

by Saraiah June 21, 2008

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beach pong

Beach pong is a great twist on an old favorite. It involves 12 large buckets and some tennis balls. It's played just like regular beer pong, just in a larger more outdoor friendly way. Of course I wouldn't suggest filling the buckets with beer (that's just gross). FYI 5 gallon buckets (like paint buckets) work best. Enjoy!!

Let's head to the beach and play some beach pong!!

by jeepgirl1177 May 26, 2009

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Beach Pants

Noun. Pants to be worn in warm climates without material from the knee down. Synonym: Shorts

1) Hey Gord, I like your new beach pants!

2) Gracious it's a mighty fine day for beach pants.

by thefatfriends May 9, 2012

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Beach Whale

The act of lying sprawled-out and helplessly on one's back after ingesting so much food, the fullness is almost unbearable.

After spending two hours at the local all-you-can-eat buffet, Billy says to Bobby,
"I don't think I can walk out of this place; I'm going to have to beach whale it here for a while."

by FatF***s July 31, 2012

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