horse beans

the term I like to describe a farts smell that cant be described with any familiar stink

I farted and now it smells like horse beans

by (insert name here) October 13, 2003

Vagina Beans

When a female has a yeast infection, the curdled pieces of cheese

Amanda my vagina is very irritated "I have Vagina Beans"

by PeterCheese October 17, 2010

beans

Slang term for Semen as used in the hit BBC comedy "The office" (Christmas Special)

"Just because some wanker has blown his beans up your chuff . . ."

by Finchy September 7, 2004

anal beans

beans you stick in someones ass and they shoot them out and say owha

dude, you got anal beans in your ass or sumpin, cuz you sure are jumping around with orgasmic sounds

by ur mum February 26, 2004

purple beans

you know what it is.
wait, you don't?
think HARDER.

"cool. Purple Beans!!!"

by chenandress May 4, 2008

Fish Fingers and Beans

The act of copulating, using Findus. Ross, or other frozen prepagaged food, whilst listening to Phill and Phil's perfect 10 podcast.
it is not nessessary to utilise the food as sex weapons, in fact, sometimes it can simply serve as a buffet.

"was the sex good?? there were fish fingers and beans everywhere!"

"i was with that rachael from Norwich last night, she laid on a cracking fishfingers and beans"

by mojothreepwood January 23, 2009

Rice and Beans

Whackin' it.

Dude, I walked in on my roommate making rice and beans last night... awkward.

by Ryan Kasabian March 21, 2009